invisible car

How cool is it that I have an invisible car? I mean, what other reason is there that on my way home from Best Buy (where I bought Pan's Labyrinth, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Elizabethtown) I almost got side swiped twice. In the short 10 min drive I almost got hit and run off the road, not once but two times.

And to those drivers that try to run me off the road in the future, when I blast my horn at you do not give me a dirty look.